Ellie Scannamore

"Bah! Goodness sake, Zee!"

"Noo-oo!"

Ellie G. Scannamore (née Piles) is a checkout worker at Super Supermarket, living in the strange town of Little Pillock. Ellie moves with her family from their old house in Silliham, to 296 Ditzy Drive in Little Pillock. Long ago Ellie studied human psychology at a university. She and her family moved to Little Pillock in hopes for a better life than in Silliham. She is married to her Norwegian husband, Zee Scannamore, to whom fathered her five children, twins Jack and Cameron, Ethan, Gwendil and Pumpkin.

Background
Little is known about Ellie's past. As a child Ellie was babysat and traumatised by her ancient and undying witchly grandmother, Witchy Cackles. During her schools years as an early teenager she frequently bullied her fellow puppil Incontenentia Flowbow for the latter's severe flatulance issues during class exams and moments of stress - an aspect of her past that escapes her memory. She did exceptionally well in all of her classes, and eventually studied human psychology at a university in the capital. Ellie spent some of her time as a psychologist before dedicating most of her time to taking care of her growing number of children.

Synopsis
Ellie arrives at her new family home, 296 Ditzy Drive, alongside her husband, Zee Scannamore and their five children, Jack, Cameron, Ethan, Gwendil and Pumpkin. Whilst the rest of her family relax, she unpacks whilst nagging her family to help. Soon after, her son Ethan asks if they can get food shopping, to which Ellie insists they unpack first. She is soon overwhelmed and begins hallucinating her family dancing around her, naming all sorts of food, until she gives in and asks Zee to get the food shopping. Later that evening, whilst heading to bed, she thanks Zee and laments on how the children like it in their new home, before setting her wrath upon him for forgetting to buy bin bags.

Personality
Ellie is considered both intelligent and wise, due to her understanding of human psychology. However, Ellie has a tendancy to become easily annoyed and spiral into a crazed rage when opposed. During pregenacy she bloats and becomes gluttonous, highly aggresive and hostile. She is also considered a nag by her husband, Zee, but a good mother to their children.

Ellie becomes borderline obsessed with stopping thieves at her workplace, going to great lengths to prevent the theft, or taking ever greater lengths to get back at thieves and have them arrested (for example, breaking into their flat to find stolen goods). Whilst normally talking against violence, Ellie shamlessly enters a heated fight setting everything in her path ablaze. Ellie is both a good sword fighter and a proficient magic user, and very quick.

Appearance
Ellie is slightly below average height and slim built. Ellie has semi circle eyes, beneath her oval framed glasses and resting on her small, pointed nose. She wars a long black dress, black shoes, a brown overcoat and a grey beanie hat. Her hair is medium length and black.

Sexuality
Ellie is very openly bisexual and has had several relations with men and women over her life before marrying her husband Zee. Despite being faithful to her marriage, she expressed certain desires with other characters she finds attractive, especially her close friend Jenny, with whom she pursues relentlessly in hopes of becoming sexually active with her.

Enemies
Whilst Ellie detests all of the Angry Customers, she holds a particular distaste for the scandal and thief, Connor Fraude. She absolutely loathes Flowbum, because of her cheapness, greed for obtaining all the bargins and awful flatulence issues. She also detestes Effie Gobshite for her loudmouth ways, despite being related to her through marriage.

Ellie is terrified of Hilda Bugly, who happens to be the school teacher of her daughter, Pumpkin.

Quotes
Quotes by Ellie Scannamore Quotes about Ellie Scannamore
 * "Ellie G. Scannamore, former psychologist and checkout host. How may I assist you sir/ma'am?"
 * "Bah! Goodness sakes, Zee!" - nagging her husband, Zee.
 * "Incontenentia Flowbum, We meet once more." - Meeting Flowbum.
 * "Noo-oo!" - Cry of horror.
 * "Well well well. Ellie Scaannawhore/Bumbadoor/Dumbledore/Scannington" - Incontenentia coldly greets Ellie (getting her name wrong).
 * "Don't make me recite your maiden name to everyone, Ellie Piles!" - Zee threatening Ellie.

Trivia

 * Ellie is 39 years old
 * Ellie had her first child when she was 18 years old. Zee was 28.
 * Ellie cannot drive
 * Despite her annoyance at Daniel Tillman's outbursts in other languages, Ellie herself is fluent in Norwegian.
 * Ellie has a comort blanket she wraps herself in when it is cold or when she is upset
 * Ellie hates the snow, rain and cold weather.
 * Ellie has some form of metal disability, causing her to disassociates and hallucinate when feeling overwhelmed