Belinda Bugly

Belinda Bugly is an Angry Customer and resident of Little Pillock. She is the retarded half-sister of Hilda Bugly. Together with the rest of the Angry Customers, she causes chaos to the retail establishments of Little Pillock and everywhere she goes.



Background
Belinda is the half-German half-sister to Hilda Bugly, who share the same swinger father. Growing up in school, Belinda was subject to bullying due to her oafish nature, as well as her unparalleled bad looks. Often her big sister Hilda stood up to her little sister's bullies. It is believed that when Belinda was born, she came out and landed head first, a possible cause for her childish nature and unintelligence. Belinda became addicted to fatty and greasy foods, transforming her from a youthful, pretty-girl into a fat, greasy slob woman.

Synopsis
Belinda is cheering for her big sister, Hilda Bugly who is trashing Connor Fraud and Joe Fuckwitz at prison football. As Effie Gobshite is brought in from her escape, Belinda, Incontenentia Flowbum, Mona Wingealott and Yvonnah Bitchermore discuss their imminent escape from Pillock High Security Prison. Soon after they are herded back to their cells, where Hilda is entertaining Belinda. Later that evening, a mysterious figure sets the Angry Customers free, where Belinda and Hilda are amongst the first to escape, where together they subdue Chief Taylor Boss and escape the prison.

Personality
Belinda is depicted as highly goofy, stupid and loud. Whilst often kind hearted, she is easily led. Belinda is gluttonous and prone to binge eating fatty God, such as friend chicken, pizza and ice cream. She is often desperate to be made pretty by various other characters, particularly those she feels are already pretty.

In battle, Belinda is utterly clumsy but powerful. Whilst she is able to use magic, it often backfires or causes more harm and chaos than intended.

Appearance
Belinda has two major appearances, one is in her fat, greasy state and the other is her occasional pretty state (brought out as if by magic, through intense cosmetic application). Her greasy state is brought back on with her glutton and consumption of fatty foods, In her pretty state, she is a slender young woman, with a beauty mark above her lips. Her eyes are round and fluttery, her eyebrows are tamed and her hair is long, blonde and curly. She wears a pink top and a pink shirt and scarlet high-heels.

In her regular, greasy state, Belinda is overweight, sporting a pink top which does not fit and exposes her belly. It is normally seen with food stains on it. She wears a pink shirt and red heels, where her large feet are squashed in to.. Her hair is a fuzzy mess, tied into a bun, her eyes are tiny and meek, her eyebrows untamed, and her face is covered in very unflattering stubble.

Sexuality
Belinda is straight and likes men only. She is almost one-hundred percent of the time unsuccessful in her endeavor to find a man. If it is not her extreme unattractiveness, it is her oafish and nitwit personality. On the other hand, when she is in her pretty state, she has more luck attracting men.

Quotes
Quotes by Belinda Bugly:

- "Someone make me pretty!"

- "Let's get out of here, sis!"

Quotes about Belinda Bugly:

- "Uck!" - Ellie Scannamore faints when confronted by Belinda

- "Oh...my... I'm not going home tonight" - Patrick on making Belinda pretty at his work place

Trivia

 * Belinda is 30 years old
 * Belinda is the half-German, half-sister to Hilda through their father
 * Unlike her sister, she does not have a German accent
 * Her shoe size is 13-wide