Hilda Bugly

"Hilda smash!"



Hilda Bugly is an Angry Customer and a resident in Little Pillock. Alongside her fellow Angry Customers, she creates havoc and unrest in the retail establishments of Little Pillock. Aside from that, Hilda is a regular, if somewhat beastly, half-German woman. She lives together with her younger sister, Belinda Bugly.

Background
Hilda is the eldest child of a German swinger, who has slept with many women, but only appeared to have conceived Hilda and her younger half-sister, Belinda. Despite her brutish and beastly appearance, Hilda was never tormented much at school, due to the other children fearing her immensely. If they tormented her, they were sunject to the "Hilda smash". Despite her superhuman strength and oafish appearance, Hilda did very well in school and grew up to become a school teacher herself, where she is stern but fair to her students. Many of the parents are afraid of her.

Synopsis
Hilda is playing prison football against Connor Fraud and Joe Fuckwitz, when Effie Gobshite walks by, escorted by her armed captors. When herded back to her cell with the other prisoners, she is seen entertaining her younger sister, Belinda. Later that evening, the Angry Customers are broken out of prison by mysterious figure. Hilda is the first to be released from her cell, where she performs a "Hilda smash" on the chief, Taylor Boss, then runs like a thunderstorm through the cell block and escapes Pillock High Security Prison.

Personality
Despite her brutish appearance and her overly masculine voice, Hilda shows much composture outside of her time as an Angry Customer. When partaking as an Angry Customer, Hilda is often inconsolable and often intimidates the staff and has been known to destroy all in her path when enraged enough.

Aside from her thuggish ways, she is often shown to be polite, thoughtful (particularly in her teaching career to the children of her class) and has a strong sense of loyalty and duty.

Appearance
Hilda is a tall and large, beefy woman with a thick German accent. She has a round face, with freckles on her cheeks, oval shaped eyes, large lips and large nose. Her blonde hair is often tied into a neat bun. She is often seen with her red bowed hairband. Her attire consists of a green blouse, as well as a shin-length brown dress, held up with a brown bowed belt, and red shoes.

Sexuality
Hilda is straight and prefers men, but rarely does she pursue a relationship. Most people assume it is because of her intimidating nature, but Hilda does not actively pursue a proper romantic or sexual relationship.

Quotes
Quotes by Hilda Bugly

- "Hilda SMASH!" - Hilda charges at her enemy

- "I am the year 4 teacher, Miss Bugly"

Quotes about Hilda Bugly

- "What on earth is that?" - Ellie hears Hilda's loud stomping

Trivia

 * Hilda is 35 years old
 * Despite Hilda's strong German accent, she is only half German
 * Hilda has been teaching in schools for 12 years
 * Her favorite subject to teach is P.E. (sports)
 * Hilda can drive, but prefers to walk to places
 * She is also the minibus driver Pillock Primary, where she teaches