Patrick Productsworth

''"What better day to buy all my beauty goodies?!"

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Patrick M. Productsworth is a sales assistant at the Bath and Body Bazaar & Spa, originally hailing from the Shire county, before he was rescued from his mysterious dark past, now living in the strange town of Little Pillock with his friends Daniel Tillman and Jem Hawkeye.

Background
One of many scattered siblings with different mothers, Patrick grew up in a foster home in his home county of Shire, in the town of Gardenia. Little is known about Patrick's past, as he keeps it secret. He insists that he is descended from many royal families of Europe. It is known however, that he has at least one brother by the name of Teddy Barley.

At the age of eighteen Patrick moved from his Shire hometown of Gardenia to escape his rentless dark past For a while, Patrick lived with the Tillmans, teaching Daniel French and meeting Jem Hawkeye for the first time, becoming nearly inseparable. Before long, he and Daniel decided to move to the town of Little Pillock to live with their friend Jem. Arriving in the town Little Pillock in the Kont county and eventually attaining a job in the Bath and Body Bazaar & Spa, meeting his new friend, Samantha Smellsnize, Patick started a new, happy life.

Synopsis
On the day of moving, Patrick is waiting in the car, whilst bidding farewell to the Tillmans. As Daniel drives to Little Pillock, the pair lament on how beautiful their new hometown is. Before long, Patrick and Daniel are greeted outside their new home, 11 Oddie Avenue, by their friend, Jem Hawkeye. Later that evening, whilst falling asleep to a film, Jem suggests both Patrick and Daniel get jobs in Little Pillock.

Personality
Well loved for his effeminate and jolly ways, Patrick is a generally happy and full of life character. Patrick also demonstrates signs of blusteriness when things don't go right. He is highly neat, borderline OCD, and follows a strict vegan diet. Patrick cares greatly about his outer appearance with the help of his beauty goodies from the Body and Bath Bazaar & Spa. Patrick is fussy about his personal hygiene and cleanliness. On the one hand he is considerably effeminate, unafraid to dress up in women's clothing during Halloween dress up, he shows signs of masculinity, which he denies absolutely. These including belching after meals and pooping.

During a battle with Angry Customers, whilst not accustomed to fighting, he can be dangerous in a battle, particularly due to his uncertainty and clumsiness during a fight. He is good with magic, but often falls back on it when all else fails. Patrick wields a staff in combat, which has sharp metal tendrils at the end, almost resembling a kitchen mop.

Appearance
Patrick is slightly above average height, with a small pointy nose and semi circle eyes. He has a small, delicate looking face. He has short, dark blonde hair. He wears thick, square framed glasses, a grey polo shirt with a black collar and stripe, a pair of black trousers and grey shoes.

Sexuality
Patrick is openly gay, almost completely shameless in his pursuits. For example, it is well known he wishes to be dominated sexually by John Axeman, who is straight.

Enemies
No more than anyone else are the Bugly Sisters antagonists to Patrick Productsworth. Due to his pursuit and interest in the realm of cosmetics he a is a frequent victim of Belinda Bugly, who chase him to the ends of the earth to give a her a hopeless makeover. Accompanying Belinda is her German half-sister Hilda, who vows to make a "man" out of Patrick and teach him how to enjoy the female body. He considers Effie Gobshite in her drunk state to be "a crime to fashion" that makes his heart ache.

Quotes by Patrick Productsworth:
"Ooh! My weary head!'"''

''"Damn! I shouldn't have told him it was me. He might have finally done me in the *doorbell sounds*"

"Vous êtes une honte pour façonner!"

Quotes about Patrick Productsworth:
"Can't you see? He is clearly gay!" - Hilda Bugly

''"You prat, Pat!" ''- Daniel Tillman

Trivia

 * Patrick is 19 years old
 * He doesn't know whether he any siblings or ex-boyfriends trying to find him
 * He is a passionate vegan
 * His languages include English and French, the latter which he taught to Daniel Tillman.
 * He believes he is descended from several different royal families of Europe
 * Patrick can play the guitar