Effie Gobshite

 "Oh fucking fuck shit fuck sake!"' 

"Where's me bottle of wine?" 

Euphemia "Effie" Gobshite  is a typical, loud mouthed and foul mouthed Angry Customer who lives in the town of Little Pillock. Effie is one of the Angry Customers, who cause chaos for all retail establishments. Her chaotic and uncivilized nature is but one half of her duel polar opposite identities, triggered by her regular consumption of strong alcoholic beverages. Effie was born into a successful family of wealth and prestiege, born to the Lady Elanor, as well as her father, Professor Eli "Eey". Choosing a life on the council estate, Effie married her thuggish husband, who is currently serving a prison sentence. She gave birth to one daughter, Dole Gobshite, who she named after her greatest treasure.

Background
Effie was the only child to rich parents, Eli "Eey" and the lady Elanor. However, Effie (Euphemia) chose to claim wellfare and state benefits instead, living in a council estate and marrying her thuggish husband. Together they had one daughter before he was sent to prison, Dole Gobshite, whom Effie named after her most treasured possession (her welfare money).

Synopsis
Effie is escorted back to Pillock High Security Prison after a brief escape. Escorted by armed guards, she is taken to solitary confinement, where later that evening, she and the other Angry Customers are broken free, creating chaos in their cell block and escape.

Personality
Effie, unlike most other characters, has a split personality. Whilst Effie has no mental disability of personality disorder, Effie is usually found in her foul mouthed chav state. In her chav state, she is an overweight, booze drinking, fag smoking loud mouth with a mouth like a bursting sewer. She steals often and even tries to involve her daughter, Dole, in her frequent shoplifting.

When Euphemia emerges, Effie transforms into her growing-up image, of a slim young noble woman with exceptional manners.

Appearance
During her mild mannered state, Euphemia is a slender young noble woman, with neatly tied back blonde hair, a pale pink dress, green high heels with a dark pink flower in her hair and pearly earrings. During her drunken, chav state however, Effie becomes overweight, with her blonde hair tied incredibly tightly into a ponytail. She wears a pink tank top, blue shorts and sandals and huge loopy gold earrings.

Sexuality
Effie is straight and prefers men only. In her chav state, she appears to be more sexually active and prone to outbursts of (disgusting) flirtation. In her mild mannered form, she appears uninterested in sexual favor, and more interested in finding herself proper gentleman.

Quotes
Quotes by Effie Gobshite Quotes about Effie Gobshite
 * "Bollocks shit cunt! Cornered by the lessie and the fag!" - when caught shoplifting by Dan and Ellie
 * "Dole, protect me wine!" - ordering her daughter to protect her wine stash
 * "Me hubbies in the nick, innit!" - referring to her husband
 * "By George! Look at the size of her cankles!" - Daniel's disgust of Effie
 * "Gosh, that woman has a sewer mouth on her!" - Ellie describing Effie
 * "Ooh, my darling daughter!" - A heartbroken Elanor Scannamore

Trivia

 * Effie is 31 years old
 * She does not have a mental disorder or personality disorder, contrary to popular belief
 * Her full name is Euphemia Louise Grace Magesty Gobshite
 * Her favourite beverage is cheap Supermarket wine
 * Her favourite food is Hot Noodles.