Daniel Tillman

"By George!"

"Watashi wa Danieru-desu."



Daniel J. Tillman is a checkout guy at Super Supermarket, living in the strange town of Little Pillock. Daniel originally came from the town of Pebblemaiden, where he moved out of his family home to live with close friends Patrick Productsworth and Jem Hawkeye.

Background
Born in the nearby town of Pebblemaiden, county Kont, Daniel lived a somewhat normal life with his family, despite his seemingly odd behaviour. The oldest son of Royce and Lesley Tillman, Daniel has two younger brothers, Eddie and Will.

At age eighteen, Daniel attended Pillock University for three years, studying languages, where he met his good friend Jem Hawkeye. Since his studies, Daniel has become proficient in several different languages, including Japanese, Chinese, Finnish, Icelandic, Latin and German. He is also able to speak fluent French, taught to him by Patrick Productsworth, as well as two coherent sentences in Norwegian. Daniel met Patrick on an online chat room, and they became fast friends. During his studies, Daniel worked part time in the university library. Taking a year out after his studies, Daniel at some point rescued his friend Patrick from his home town of Gardenia, to live with his family for a few months, before finally moving out together to live in Little Pillock with Jem.

Synopsis
On moving day, Daniel bids goodbye to his family outside of his childhood home, before departing for the short drive to Little Pillock with His friend Patrick. Upon arrival, the two comment on how beautiful their new hometown is. Upon arrival to their new house, 11 Oddie Avenue, Daniel and Patrick and greeted with a welcome ambush from their friend Jem. That night upon falling to sleep to a film in their new living room, Jem suggests Daniel and Patrick look for jobs in Little Pillock, to which Daniel agrees.

Personality
Daniel is considered an oddball by many of the other characters, often saying or suggesting seemingly odd things. These things however, seem to make some small sense to the plot. Daniel is also remarkably clever, cautious, and at times a bit cocky. He is also furiously stubborn. Daniel also becomes very power hungry at his job, especially when refusing alcohol to people who forget their ID, taking great pleasure in the act of refusal. By any means necessary, Daniel will stop that person obtaining the alcohol through other means. He is also very keen on protecting the store from thieves and is a hard worker.

Daniel enjoys reading, as well as studying new and often useless information. He is also an avid video gamer. All in all, he is described as a nerd and an oddball. Daniel is also a strict vegetarian.

Whilst not typically violent in nature, when pushed far enough, Daniel will fight back with a cold fury. In a fight with Angry Customers, Daniel tends to be very focused and level headed, rarely flying into a rage. He is remarkably skilled with his katana sword, as well as casting magic. On rare occasions, he will forego his sword and bring out his trust magical staff, which he bought from a strange store in Pebblemaiden.

Appearance
Daniel is of average height, with medium length, wavy brown hair. He is of average build. He has square shaped eyes and a triangular nose. He wears square framed glasses, a black t-shirt with a blue skull, grey jeans and dark grey shoes.

Sexuality
Daniel is openly bisexual, having had a few relationships and casual flings with both males and females. He often tends to crush on several characters, which go largely unnoticed by the recipient of his flirting.

Enemies
Whilst all of the Angry Customers are counted as enemies, Daniel's particuarly dislikes Yvonnah Bitchermore, due to her constant bitchiness and nasty attitude towards people who work in retail. Daniel is also frustrated by the mouthy Effie Gobshite, to whom he considers to have horrible language and is too loud.

Out of all the Angry Customers, Daniel shows a more empathetic side toward's Mr. Tit, whom he believes to be "a bit of a tit, that's all". Nonetheless, when crossing paths with Mr. Tit, Daniel pulls no punches if drawn into a fight.

Quotes by Daniel Tillman:
''"Chavtastic woman!" - ''referring to Effie Gobshite.

"He seems like a bit of a tit, that's all." - referring to Mr. Tit.

"Oh my god, you mean we're being watched." - breaking the fourth wall.

Quotes about Daniel Tillman:
''"You're so f***ing weird!" - ''Bithermore to Daniel

''"This is my son, Daniel. He likes girls too!" - ''Lesley Tillman introducing her son to a girl.

"Get some more meat in you, spegetarian!" - Ellie Scannamore attempting to coerce Daniel to eat meat.

Trivia

 * Daniel is 22 years old
 * Daniel drives a little red car
 * Yvonnah Bitchermore, although his rival, is hoplessly infactuated with him
 * He has a crush on Joe Fuckwitz
 * Daniel is a vegetarian
 * His favourite tea is Earl Grey