Mona Wingealott

''"Ooh! I like being vegan. Hooray! Eating fruits and veg and soy all day. Hooray!"

"Oh my God, like!"

Mona Wingealot is the only child and angst-driven teenage daughter of Incontenentia Flowbum and granddaughter of Dianne Rear. Mona is the most recent in the chain of women that is her family, where a mother conceives a daughter and the men of the family mysteriously vanish. Her family also suffers with the "family curse", which Mona has not yet shown signs of, and shows great disgust at her family for this problem. Moaner is a strict vegan. Mona is a student at Pillock High.

Background
Mona was born an only child of Incontenentia Flowbum and a man with the last name Wingealott. Whilst living with her mother and grandmother (Dianne Rear), she inherits her father's name, in order to feel closer to him. She lived in her family home in Little Pillock with her mother and grandmother all her life, living off of her mother's constant, and unnecessary budgeting.

During her time at secondary school. Mona was considered a hybrid of a goth and emo by many, and decided to become a strict vegan, disliking cruelty to animals. However, when she came to realize her mother was in league with the Angry Customers, Mona thought it would be cool to join.

Synopsis
As Effie Gobshite is brought in after brief escape to solitary confinement, Mona, her mother Incontenentia Flowbum, Yvonnah Bitchermore and Belinda Bugly lament on her capture, as well as their imminent escape. They are then herded into their cells, where hr mother rushes to the toilet, just as the guards slam the cell shut, leaving her trapped inside with a wicked smell. That very evening, after torment from Officer Blqck, the alarm sounds, and a mysterious figure helps the Angry Customers to escape prison.

Personality
Mona is a highly angsty teenage girl, with a somewhat dark and mean spirit. She tends to be very introverted, particularly around her family, whose family curse irritates her. She becomes easily frustrated with her mother, but gets on a little bit better with her grandmother, who apparently "gets her" more.

Appearance
Mona has similar facial features to her mother and grandmother, the same hair style, dyed bright purple. She has an ear piercing. Mona is of small to average height, wearing a green shirt, underneath a black over shirt, dark blue jeans and white shoes.

Sexuality
As a teenage girl, Mona is uncertain of her sexual orientation. Whilst she has had crushes on boys, she has at times found herself to be a little bi-curious.

Quotes
Quotes by Mona Wingealott:

- "Ooh, I like being vegan. Hooray! Eating fruis and veg and soy all day. Hooray!"

- "Oh my god, like!"

Quotes about Mona Wingealott:

- "Mona, you're just confused about men. You'll find one some day."

Trivia

 * Mona is 16 years old
 * Her natural hair colour is the same as her mother's, light brown
 * Mona is as of yet, unaffected by the family curse
 * Mona can play the drums and is a good vocalist