Jem Hawkeye

"Hey, pansies!"



Jemma A. Hawkeye, also know simply as Jem, is a resident of Little Pillock. Jem is a secret agent for the Retail Academy, putting her skills to tracking and keeping an eye on the League of Angry Customers. Wanting independence, Jem decided to rent a house together with her two close friends, Daniel Tillman and Patrick Productsworth.

Background
Very Little is known about Jem's past, but it is thought to have been relatively normal. She keeps her family life to herself, but it is understood that her parents are still married, and she has a younger brother. For some unknown reason, Jem will go out of her way to prevent her friends meeting her parents.

When she was turning eighteen, Jem attended Pillock University, where she met her friend Daniel. When Patrick was rescued from Gardenia, Jem encountered Patrick and the two became very close friends, like sisters (so to speak). Having enough of living under her parent's roof, Jem decided it was time to move, and with the help of Patrick and Daniel, rented a house in Little Pillock, 11 Oddie Avenue.

Synopsis
Jem is present to welcome ambush Daniel Tillman and Patrick Productsworth upon their arrival to their new shared house, 11 Oddie Avenue. That evening, upon being the first to fall a sleep to a film, Jem suggests Daniel and Patrick get jobs in Little Pillock, before dozing off after Patrick asks about her own job.

Personality
Jem is one of the more wacky characters in Little Pillock, often associated with her bubbly personality and bouts of random craziness. Jem is utterly unashamed of her fun, crazed ways, and often encompasses others to join, particularly Daniel and Patrick. Unlike her roommates, Jem does eat meat, but enjoys vegetarian and vegan things. Jem is also prone to moments of masculinity, often demonstrated greater levels of manliness and toughness than, for example, Patrick.

During combat, Jem brings her craziness to all new heights with her ninja training, taught to her by her on/off boyfriend. In a fight with Angry Customers, Jem uses her many hundreds of throwing stars. She is also skilled in magic, but prefers to fall other awesome ninja skills.

Appearance
Jem is slightly smaller than average height, with a roundface an red hair, styled in pigtails. She has round, fluttery eyes and a pointed nose. She wears square framed glasses and gold loopy earrings. She wears a white shirt, with a baby blue button up shirt over the top, a pair of blue jeans and black shoes.

Sexuality
Jem is openly bisexual, having had countless flings, boyfriends and girlfriends. She has an on/off boyfriend, who trained her in the ninja arts, as well as ninja love-making.

Enemies
Jem does not have any specific rivals, as Jem does not technically work in retail, but as a spy for the Retail Academy. Therefore all of the Angry Customers are on equal rival terms with Jem.

Quotes
Quotes by Jem Hawkeye:

"Sod off, it's my day off!"

"Hey, Pansies!"

Quotes about Jem Hawkeye

"Jem is all kinds of hyped up s**t" - Jane Scannington referring to Jem

Trivia

 * Jem is 21 years old
 * Jem drives a little baby blue car
 * Asde from English, Jem is also fluent in French and Spanish, thanks to her parents
 * Whilst not her enemy, Jane Scannington and Jem share a tense relationship
 * Jem can knit
 * Jem is openly bisexual