Zee Scannamore

"And a pot of honey!"

"Ellie, I'm too tired!"

Zee Z. Scannamore (née Fagg) is the husband of Ellie Scannamore and the father of their five children. Zee moved to the Kont, England when he was ten years old, from his home country Norway. Zee is the younger of two brothers. His parent's seperated when he was young, thus taking on his step-father's nickname, Scannamore. Though an accomplished cook, Zee is currently unemployed.

Background
Zee is the youngest of two sons. His older brother is Pillock University professor, Doctor Eey D. Scannamore. Zee moved out of Norway with his mother and his brother, where he took on his step-father's surname.

Through his brother's marriage, he has a sister-in-law, Elanor Scannamore, and a niece, Euphemia "Effie" Gobshite. Through Effie he also has a great niece, Dole Gobshite. Zee, unlike his wife Ellie, is fond of his father's sisters, Ashley "Ash" Fagg and Hagma "Hag" Fagg.

Zee met Ellie when he was 28, where they concieved a set of twins (Jack and Cameron) and married soon after. Since then they have had three more children (Ethan, Gwendil and Pumpkin) and spent most of their life together in the the town of Silliham, Kont county.

Synopsis
Alongside his five children, Zee relaxes at his new family home, watching TV, as his wife Ellie Scannamore enters, requesting everyone to unpack with her. Soon after, his son Ethan asks if they can food shop, to which Ellie insists on unpacking first. Zee is seen in Ellie's hallucination, dancing around and requesting a pot of honey and fruit and vegetables. Zee is then asked to get the food shopping, to which he does (encountering the creepy new neighbour on his way to the car). That very evening, whilst resting in bed, Ellie thanks Zee and says how much the children like the new house, to which Zee agrees. He then faces the question of whether he remembered to buy bin bags, which he realises he forgot and encores Ellie's wrath upon him.

Personality
Zee is often depicted as the lazy husband who cooks. Zee is easily one of the most relaxed and open people in Little Pillock. He is also ten years his wife's senior, often using this to his advantage and feigning (and other times really) tiredness and need of rest, often found laying on the sofa of the family living room. He will often find any opportunity to rest, no matter where he is.

Zee is also a big consumer of honey, and is considerably one of his favourite treats, putting it in almost anything he personally eats, including tea, cereal, pancakes and toast.

Appearance
Zee is of Norwegian descent, sporting square eyes And a large pointed nose. He has long grey hair, often tied in a ponytail, and a grisly grey beard. He wears a white button up shirt, dark tanned trousers and brown shoes.

Sexuality
Unlike his wife, Zee is straight and only prefers women. Although he is utterly faithful to his marriage to Ellie. He does not appear to mind Ellie's unusual attraction to her close friend, Jenny Fluff, insisting that "he watch next time".

Enemies
Zee does not work and this has no official enemies. This is also due to his friendly and relaxed nature, though he does not approve of the Angry Customer's and their doing's and hastle they cause for his wife and his friends.

Zee does however, share a great distaste for Mr. Giga Tit, who once ran a succesful resturant with him at one time. Mr. Tit cheated Zee out of money and fled. Zee is not angry that he was cheated out of money, but that he was outsmarted by Mr. Tit, who he (and every other soul) consideres to be an idiot.

Quotes
Quotes by Zee Scannamore Quotes about Zee Scannamore
 * "How could I have been outsmarted by that great boob of a man?!" - referring to Mr. Tit.
 * "Ellie, I'm tired. Oow my achy breaky old bones!" Zee "tired".
 * "Don't forget to get my honey, honey!"
 * "My husband Norwegian. And he makes fantastic children!" - Ellie complimenting Zee
 * "Bah! Goodness sake, Zee!" - Ellie complaining to Zee
 * "Help me Zee you lazy old man!" - Ellie complaining (again) to Zee

Trivia

 * Zee is 49 years old
 * Zee is originally from Norway
 * "Zee" is his real name
 * He requires subtitles due to his thick accent, depiste speaking perfect English
 * Naturally speaks fluent Norwegian and English (but with a thick Norwegian accent)
 * His favourite food is honey