Dianne Rear

Dianne "Dianna" Rear is the mother of Incontenentia Flowbum and grandmother to Mona Wingealott, Angry Customer, head librarian of the Plucky Pillock Library, historian and lore keeper of Little Pillock, Kont. Dianne comes from a long line of women-only born family members going back 5,000 years. She is said to be the oldest and wisest resident of Little Pillock, if not the entire Kont county, and has direct historical connections to many, if not all, other residents. Through her romantic relationship with with the Big Bad Boss, son to the mayor (with whom she also shares a close friendship with) of Little Pillock, she bears indirect control over the entire town.

Background
Dianne Rear was born to an unknown father, who impregnated her mother, Constipatia Grunts, and mysteriously disappeared. Being raised by her single mother, Dianne grew to marry Gorey Axeman, a hard-drive psychopathic vegan, also known as the "axe-wielding murderer". She became impregnated by Gorey, but after the birth of their only child, Incontenentia, Gorey went on the run for murder. Dianne has had many flings and failed relationships ever since.

Synopsis
Whilst her daughter and granddaughter do time at Pillock High Security Prison, Dianne enjoys the house for herself as she parties with three old friends, Goldie Oldie, Mavis Black and Agnes White.

Personality
Dianne Rear is a seemingly regular old woman, who enjoys her days relaxing, drinking tea and watching her soaps. On the other hand, Dianne has a very wild side, enjoying activities such as going to rock concerts, skydiving and partying. Dianne is w kind, wise old woman who bickers with her daughter on occasion. Despite bringing her daughter up on a budget life due to money issues, in her old age, with access to more money, Dianne's tastes have change, for instance, she prefers Luxury Strong Tea as opposed to Super Priced Tea.

Appearance
Dianne is an old woman with similar features, including hair, to her daughter and granddaughter. She has a wrinkly complexion, grey-White hair and black framed glasses. Her eyes are round. She has a mole on her chin with a small hair poking out. Her attire includes a pink blouse, lilac coloured long dress and silvery shoes. She is often seen carrying her brown walking stick, though rarely needs it.

Sexuality
Dianne Rear is straight and prefers men only. Even in her old age, Dianne does not turn the opportunity to be with a man down. In her younger years before Inconenentia was born, she experimented with women, but ultimately decided she preferred men.

Quotes
Quotes by Dianne Rear:

- "Make sure to behave at the supermarket this time, or I'll give you a clout around the ears!"

Quotes about Dianne Rear

- "Why do old people get up so damn early?" - Incontenentia complaining

Trivia

 * It is unclear just how old she is
 * On occasion, Dianne dresses similarly to Mona and joins her at rock concerts
 * Her origins is uncertain. It is known that her own mother was Constipatia Grunts