Yvonnah Bitchermore

Yvonnah Bitchermore
"I don't need ID, even if I do look under 25!"



Yvonnah Bitchermore is a young resident of Little Pillock, as well as one of the Angry Customers. Amongst her fellow Angry Customers, she creates unrest and chaos for the retail establishments around her hometown, and everywhere she goes. In particular, Yvonnah is a rude, bitchy and a general nuisance within the retail establishments. She falls in with bad crowds, such as becoming the girlfriend to thief and fraudster, Connor Fraud.

Background
Born to her equally as bitchy mother, Goldie Bitchermore, and her father, James "Jazzy" Bitchermore, a once popular jazz musician, Yvonnah spends much of her time at home, or out with her friends and boyfriend. Yvonnah also has a younger sister, who she finds irritating.

Yvonnah grew up with a relatively normal childhood, until she fell into a bad crowd. Through her childhood she witnessed her mother's greed, which transpired who to be a somewhat spoiled child. Her softly father often have into her demands. Eventually Yvonnah became the girlfriend of mischief maker, Connor Fraud, and began shoplifting with him.



Synopsis
Cheering for her boyfriend, Connor Fraud during the prison football match, Yvonnah and the others witness Effie Gobshite being led to solitary confinement, as punishment for her brief escape. Her, Mona Wingealott, Incontenentia Flowbum and Belinda Butly lament on her capture and their imminent escape. The prisoners are soon herded back to their cells, where Yvonnah listens to her mother, Goldie Bitchermore, bitch. That evening, he Angry Customers are released from their cells by a mysterious figure, where they cause havoc during their escape.

Personality
Amongst the League of Angry Customers, Yvonnah is considered rude, spiteful and utterly bitchy. Whilst elsewhere she appears to be a normal young woman, interested in fashion, going out drinking and meeting with friends, she dons a darker side when visiting retail establishments. Yvonnah also has a tendency to steal, particularly when she is amongst her boyfriend, Connor Fraud.

Whilst amongst the Angry Customers, Yvonnah does demonstrate softer virtues, such as caring deeply for her boyfriend and her family. Whilst she feels bad for her father putting up with her own mother's bitchy ways, she comes to the overall conclusion that that is how you get what you want in life.

During a battle, Yvonnah brings out her sharp and deadly rapier sword. During a battle she tends to be vicious and focused. Yvonnah uses her magic to viciously attack her foes.

Appearance
Yvonnah is typically seen with her blonde hair tied in a ponytail, but left wavy and styled. She has round, fluttery eyes with reddish-pink eye shadow, as well as a small, pointy nose. She wears a short pink dress with a black belt and choker collar. Under her dress she wears a slightly longer green dress, with black high heel shoes.

Sexuality
Yvonnah is straight, and currently in a relationship with Connor Fraud, whose stealing habits she finds arousing. She also has a crush on Daniel Tillman.

Enemies
Whilst Yvonnah is unpopular amongst most retail places, she seems to rival Daniel Tillmam the most, due to her constant bitchiness and bad attitude. Whilst they share a rivalry, Yvonnah is also hopelessly infatuated with him. She, alongside her mother, seem to get on Jane Scannington's nerves.

Quotes
Quotes from Yvonnah Bitchermore

''"What the f**k?!"'

''"Oh Connor, you dirty thief!" -'' spoken with sexual tones

Quotes about Yvonnah Bitchermore

"I'll deal with Bitchermore..." - Daniel Tillman about to battle

Trivia

 * Yvonnah is 18 years old
 * Yvonnah knows how to play the saxophone
 * Her favourite beverage is diet coke and vodka
 * Taking part in, or watching her boyfriend in stealing turns her on dramatically