Giga Tit

"Me not happy!"



Giga Tit, commonly referred to as simply "Mr. Tit", is an Angry Customer and resident in Little Pillock. After Mr. Tit had an accident of some kind, his intelligence has dropped dramatically. Where he used to be a witty, intelligent man, he is rendered a stupid boob of a man. Mr. Tit runs a successful car sales business, despite his unintelligence, keeping his shrewd business mind in tact.

Background
Mr. Tit was once a married man who has at least one daughter. However, since his divorce from his wife, he does not seem to be in contact with either his ex-wife or his daughter. Sometime before the breakdown of his marriage, Mr. Tit was in a car accident, which though not deadly, left his brain cells frazzled.

Before his successful car company came to be, Mr. Tit ran a number of successful businesses, including a restaurant, which he ran alongside Zee Scannamore. However, Mr. Tit's greed got the better of him, and so he cheated money from Zee and fled to Little Pillock. There, he somehow came into his own car sales business, Tit Enterprise Car Sales.

Synopsis
Mr. Tit is the goal keeper during a game of prison football, when Effie Gobshite is brought back from her escape of the prison. Soon after, the prisoners are herded back to their cells, where Mr. Tit promptly falls asleep as he is locked inside his cell. Later that evening, a mysterious figure breaks the Angry Customers out of their cells, where Mr. Tit and the others escape prison, bringing chaos.

Personality
Mr. Tit is a very stupid, brain dead man with the intelligence of dead fish. Despite his lack of intelligence, Mr. Tit is a very serious and, unexplainably, highly business minded. Mr. Tit can come across as a grumpy man, often prone to making a fuss over the slightest slights. Despite this, he has very childish tendencies, such as playing with toys, sitting and listening to stories with children. He also has very adult tendencies, such as (attempting to) read the newspaper.

During battle, Mr. Tit becomes angry, often lashing out at his enemies. As he is a buffoon, his strikes and magic are often clumsy, but powerful.

Appearance
Mr. Tit is a middle-aged man, almost bald with some grey hair around his head, as well as a light brown moustache. Mr Tit has a round, fat body and a round face, with small round eyes. Mr. Tit wears large, tinted glasses on his large bulbus nose. He wears a blue coat with a grey hood, black tracksuit pants and dark brown shoes.

Sexuality
Mr. Tit is straight and likes women only. He is currently divorced and single. Since his accident, Mr. Tit has a bad attitude towards woman and their place in society's despite this, Mr.Tit appears to like strong, older and more mature women.

Quotes
Quotes by Giga Tit: - "Me not happy!"

- "No, me car!" Mr. Tit's car gets destroyed

Quotes about Giga Tit - "He seems like a bit of a tit, that's all"

Trivia

 * Mr Tit is 50 years old
 * Mr Tit has a very large, successful family
 * He has a secret thing for Bella Piza
 * Before his accident, Mr Tit was vastly intelligent