Incontenentia Flowbum

"My name is Incontenentia. Mrs. Incontenentia Flowbum!"

"First I must visit the restroom!"

Incontenentia Flowbum is a deranged bargin hunter and an Angry Customer. Flowbum is one of many from a line of women. In her family, the woman conceives a daughter, and the men of the family mysteriously vanish. Incontenentia's family also suffers with the family curse, from over 5,000 years ago. She is the daughter of Dianne Rear and mother to Mona Wingealott.

Background
Incontenentia's childhood was fairly restricted in terms of budget, due to her mother being a single parent. This is believed to have influenced her in her adult life, driving for only the lowest and best bargins. Due to her family curse, Incontenenia was teased at school, and suffered with her issues during times of great stress, such as during exams at school. However, Incontenenia did well at school and went on to study at college, where after she became an office receptionist.

Incontenentia was the only child of Dianne Rear and her father. Icontenentia had a one night stand with a man with the last name Wingealott, with whom she conveived her daughter Mona. After her lover mysteriously vanished, Incontenentia married a different man, where she was given the name Flowbum. Her husband mysteriously vanished and she never concieved with him.

Synopsis
As Effie Gobshite is escorted to solitary confinement after escaping prison briefly, her, her daughter Mona Wingealott, Yvonnah Bitchermore and Belinda Bugly lament on her capture and discuss their imminent escape from the prison. Soon after, the Angry Customers are herded back to their cells. That very evening, after being tormented by Officer Black, an alarm sounds, and a mysterious figure helps the Angry Customers to escape prison.

Personality
As an Angry Customer, Incontenentia is more a nuisance than anything, often inquiring about the prices of items, demanding they be reduced after finding fault with it (real or not). She is, however, prone to moments of assertiveness, on occasion trying to steal items that were not reduced for her.

Otherwise, Incontentntia appears to be a stern, caring but clueless mother. For example, Mona explains to her that she is vegan, to which she relied that Mona is merely "confused about men". Incontenentia will also revoke her daughter's use of bad language, and is against swearing herself, often replacing swears with different words, for example "Oh flip!"

Appearance
Incontenentia appears an average woman, of average size with a slender figure. She sports medium length light brown hair with her fringe split equally around her head. She wears pearly earrings, a pair of red glasses and an orange dress, with red heels and bracelets on her arm.

Sexuality
Incontenentia is straight, having had many flings with various men in order to find love. Unfortunately due to her family's curse, her lovers disappear without a trace. She is often considered a bit of a tart by other residents in Little Pillock. Incontenentia appears to be very much into mature men.

Enemies
More than anybody, Incontenentia does not get on very well with Ellie Scannamore. This is due to Incontenentia's greed at getting all the bargins, leaving none for good, regular customers. She also earned Ellie's ire in her attempt to steal lots of fresh fish from her new workplace, now Ellie constantly watches Incontenentia to ensure it doesn't happen again.

Quotes
Quotes from Incontenentia Flowbum

"Oh bugger!" - when caught out

"Mona, you're just confused about men! You'll find one some day" - referring to Mona's veganism

Quotes about Incontenentia Flowbum

"Farty drawers!" - Ellie insults Flowbum

"It is a surprise you even survived your encounter with Flowbum. Her arse is deadly!" -Jane Scannington

Trivia

 * Incontenentia is 37 years old
 * She suffers with the family curse, including great flatulence issues and disappearance of male lovers
 * Her favorite food is 10p reduced fish from Super Supermarket, which is believed to also cause her bad flatulence
 * Incontenentia thinks being a vegan means to be interested in the same sex
 * Incontenentia works as an office receptionist